HAPPY BOO DAY TOFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

i so totally know u for 11 years and counting can!!!!
i heart u manymanymany.
hell.
we love u deep deep deep.
(((:
From grey/grey group losers uptill now.
WOOHOO!!
Being 18 means...
- u can go get biking or driving license!!!!
RANN!! go get driving kayy!! den u can chaffeur ure beloved chilak-ass around ((:
- if u go rob de bank or sumting... u cnnot masok girl's home animoree!!
u masok women's prison.
damn.
- U CAN KAWIN REDIII!!!!!!
RANN!!!
u can go ROM like ure sis redi lehh!!
can i be ure bridesmaid??
can i wear a blackdress??
WOOHOO!!
- ure officially legally allowed to consume alcoholic beverage.
or have u been doing det for a few years redi??
RANNN!!!
- u can enter sex shops!!
like those funny2 condom2 porn2 shops ahh...
WHEEHOOO!!!
- u can watch M18 moviess!!
nyeheheheh!! but so can de rest of us cos we watch it online!!
((:
- u can enter ANYANY A.N.Y club u want!!
- ure doing ure A levels dis year.
HAHAHAH.
blardy spoiler kan??
but u can make it. u always do.
(:
- u can be employed at those up up places..
like Borders or sumting...
COOLSHAITE!
- u can go tattoo ureself!!
not like its a gd thing... but hey!
URE 18 BAYBEEE~~~!!
- u can go buy porn!!
ee. but dunwan ah rann.. U wait until u get married redi k??
OKBEST!
- u cnnot grow anymore...
u jambu woman.
u oso dun need growth spurt sehh..
- ure 3 years away from de big TWO. ONE!!!
21!!!!
GET IT?? GET IT???
- u've lived for 18 years.
-___-
- ppl will be all
" wahhhh.. so big oredi eh? can get married redi.. got boyfriend or not??"
or mayb it onli goes for kepo mkciks det i have.
does it happen to u too rann??
- if we go jalan raya.. ppl wont give us duit raya anymooooree!!!!
)):
- i can call you KAKAK RANN!!!!
KAKAK RANN!!!!
- being 18 means..
not much.
(:
u've just lived an extra year..
met more new ppl, love ppl more, and have more ppl who love you.
i love u la rann!!
i dun think i have any other fren who have tahanned 11 years of my nonsense.
well..18 means 3 years to being an adult.
lets grow up when we reach 18 kay Chillak-asses??
but always keep de kid in us no matter wad.
((:
Next Up: Almond and Razak!!!!
woohoo!!
dianloveyoudeepdeepdeepdeeeeeep(: